QUICK QUOTES

 I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.  -  Victor Hugo

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson   

A man's character is his fate.  -  Heraclites, a Greek philosopher

When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.  -  George W. Bush

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.  -  Indira Gandhi

It is never the wrong time to do the right thing.  -  Mark Twain, Martin Luther King, Jr., and others

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  -  Various People

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.  -  Eleanor Roosevelt

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.  -  George Harrison

Let food be thy medicine, and let thy medicine be food.  -  Hippocrates, 440 B.C.

No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.  -  Plato

At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.  -  Frida Kahlo

Money comes and goes, but time only goes.  -  Seanan McGuire

Time is more valuable than money.  You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.  -  Jim Rohn

To be great is to be misunderstood.  -  Ralph Waldo Emerson

The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.  -  Thomas Jefferson

Some men see things as they are and say, why; I dream things that never were and say, why not.  -  Robert F. Kennedy, George Bernard Shaw

Caveat emptor.  -  An old Latin proverb meaning, "Let the buyer beware."

I think we agree, the past is over.  -  George W. Bush

There are known knowns.  These are things we know that we know.  There are known unknowns.  That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.  But there are also unknown unknowns.  There are things we don't know we don't know.  - Donald Rumsfeld

Just because someone agrees with you, that doesn't make them a good person to be President of The United States.  -  James Morabito

There are smart dogs, and there are dumb dogs, but cats aren't even smart enough to be dumb.  -  Anonymous

It is not the employer who pays the wages.  He only handles the money.  It is the product that pays the wages.  -  Henry Ford

Don't be bashful.  -  An encouraging Aunt, while serving delicious food.

Eventually, at some point, it's "lights out".  The show's over.  -  An eighty-something Mother, while discussing mortality.

I know I'm on the way out.  -  A ninety-something Father, while discussing mortality.   

And another tree falls in the forest.  -  A wise, humorous Dad and attorney, upon hearing that a man got married.

Don't take something easy, and make it hard. - A wise, older woman, to her grown son.  

I am a race horse married to a plow horse.  -  A clever, fussy, New England grandmother.

Oh, no!  I forgot to win!  -  A 10 or 11-year-old boy playing a game with his 7 or 8-year-old brother.

It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain

No mail, no bills.  -  A practical, New England father.

America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.  -  Abraham Lincoln

Representative government and trial by jury are the heart and lungs of liberty.  Without them we have no fortification against being ridden like horses, fleeced like sheep, worked like cattle, and fed and fed and clothed like swine and hogs.  -  John Adams.

But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.  -  Thomas Jefferson   

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.  -  Turkish Proverb

Time heals all wounds.  -  Various People

Time wounds all heels.  -  Various People

A busy dog is a happy dog.  -  Various People.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.- Albert Einstein

Stayin' Alive  -  The Bee Gees

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?  -  Dr. George Berkeley

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.  -  Miguel Cervantes

There's none so blind as they that won't see.  -  Jonathan Swift

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. - Judge Judy Sheindlin

Oh, well.  That's life in the big city.  -  A mischievous uncle.

I'm too twentieth century.  -  A frustrated mom making cookies.

          Have some fun once in a while.  Hanky-panky is better than just a hanky.  -  Anonymous

Most spoiled people never seem to realize that they are spoiled.  Most of them just think that they are entitled.  -  James Morabito  

Most dishonest people know that they are dishonest, and they seem to enjoy being dishonest.  -  James Morabito

                What a wonderful dinner.  It gives me the strength to go on.  -  James Morabito

Many landlords could write a book, but no one would want to read it.  -  James Morabito

Crazy is contagious.  Sane is not.  -  James Morabito

Health care isn't always pretty, but what is the alternative?  -  James Morabito

Life isn't always pretty, but what is the alternative?  -  James Morabito

You have delved into my world, and now you are a part of it.  -  James Morabito 

Smile once in a while.  -  James Morabito